How the Mouth Stole Christmas (Part 2)
(This is part two of a two part series. Part one can be viewed here)
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Grinch gave to ND: Running backs by committee.
I used to defend this philosophy, but no more. Weis decided to use Armando Allen as the feature back this season but that seemed to only last for a few drives. Inconsistency in the backfield doesn’t allow a running back to get a feel for the game. The featured back should get 60-70% of the carries; Allen ran it about 40% of the time.
I don’t pretend to know if Allen is clearly the number one guy but I’d like to see one back get those 25-ish carries a game. It can differ each game if the opposition calls for it, but I know that as a former running back I wanted to be in the game continuously to size up the defense. It’s hard to do that on the sideline.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Grinch gave to ND: A lack of a pass rush on D.
Tenuta’s defenses at Georgia Tech were a quarterback’s worst nightmare. Maybe I expected too much, too soon, but I don’t see the pocket-busting defense that I thought I’d see. The aggressiveness was there. The players have the talent. I’m hoping that with a season under their belt the players will have a better understanding of what really is a complex defensive system.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Grinch gave to ND: No motivation from Charlie.
Football is a game of heart. The game is just too physical and emotional to walk through the motions. This has been another hot topic among fans and it’s one that my opinion on it has switched since early in the season. I wrote after the Michigan game that we started seeing Charlie Weis figure out that emotion is the key to college football, but that belief vanished quickly.
Look at the top coaches around the nation – Stoops, Carroll, Meyer. Watch those guys after big plays. They look like kids in the backyard. I don’t necessarily want Charlie to jump into the arms of a player like Nick Saban did, but I’m getting sick of the Willingham-esque finger point for the PAT.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Grinch gave to ND: Holes in the O-line like the sea.
I don’t mean the good ones that running backs like either, but you already knew that. It’s not just the holes that allow sacks either; the offensive line drastically improved in that category this season. No, they need to fill holes at both tackle positions. Although the Turkovich/Duncan connection was solid, Sam Young was plenty disappointing for all three of them.
I’ve noticed that teams with dominating tackles tend to be better running teams than those with a dominating middle of the line. The Irish definitely have a solid interior line, especially with the play of Robinson, but it needs to be reinforced by studs on the outside to be truly successful.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Grinch gave to ND: Awful coaching offensively.
Would the offensive coaches please stand up? Coach Ianello and Parmalee, you may stay seated. Everyone else needs to line up for a good pistol-whipping.
Coach Haywood – Do you do anything at practice besides that gauntlet? I don’t think our backs are improving at all and I sure as hell don’t endorse you as a play-caller. So what exactly is the reason you’re a coach here?
Coach Powlus – You’re not a very good “good cop” (don’t worry, I’ll be getting to your counterpart here in a minute). I’ve said this before and I’ll say this again, would you please get Jimmy to stop staring down his receivers? It’s getting absurdly easy for safeties and linebackers.
Coach Latina – People keep telling me that you’re widely respecting as an offensive line coach but quite frankly I don’t care what other people think. You can’t baby the linemen. These guys should be beating the crap out of each other for three hours every day. They shouldn’t be wearing shorts and playing paddy-cake at the spa.
And finally Coach Weis – what’s going on buddy? You gave up play-calling to be more in tune with the rest of the team, but if that’s true, why has absolutely nothing improved over the course of the year other than Brandon Walker’s confidence? I mean seriously, fix something. Heck, fix the turn signal on my car if you can’t fix the football team.
The whole lot of you guys have caused our team to regress and we in the stands and at our televisions are sick of watching you guys flounder around. Fix it. Do better.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Grinch gave to ND: Rex impersonation by Jimmy.
Yes, I mean Rex Grossman. The similarities are uncanny. Jimmy Clausen can throw the ball all the way down the field if he wants to but can he find a receiver? Sometimes yes, sometimes one of the three defenders in the area. That brings up a couple of points: Jimmy’s decision making (a.k.a.- throwing into triple coverage) and instinctive ability to cause his own turnovers at the most inopportune times are also traits of Rex Grossman.
I said in the previous topic that Jimmy insists on staring down his receivers but it isn’t just that; his pocket presence in general needs work. He can’t seem to avoid the sack or turnover and still doesn’t consistently know when to throw the ball away. Sometimes he’s the confident gunslinger hitting his receivers and other times he reverts back to being a frosh (both of those things happen on each drive, by the way). Listen, I like Jimmy. I think he has great potential but there comes a time when we just can’t sit around and wait for it to click in his head.
This offseason, Weis absolutely MUST threaten him with Dayne Crist. The only way Jimmy can get better at this point is the threat of losing his job and red-shirting the only legit contender might have caused him to get overconfident regarding his job. Fixing Jimmy is the number one issue on the offensive side of the ball and if it doesn't happen I don't see much better than six wins next year either.
So that's what we got for Christmas this year in South Bend, thanks to the Grinch. I'd rather have socks.




